10 Stupid Jokes That Are So Dumb, They’re Actually Funny! #10 When my Granddad was 65 he started running a mile a day to keep fit. He's now 70 and we've no idea where he is. #9 Did you hear about the two guys who stole the calendar? They each got six months #8 I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger... & Then it hit me ! #7 What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye Matey ! #6 A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says, "I hope the porn is disabled" The desk-guy replies,"It's just a regular porn you sick fuk !!" #5 And the Lord says to John 'Come forth, and you will receive eternal life' But John came fifth, and won a toaster, #4 Bill Gates: "So today I farted in an apple store and everybody was pissed...." Hey ! Ain't my fault, they've got no WINDOWS !! #3 How many South Americans does it takes to change a light-bulb? A Brazillian ! #2 What's the Forest Gump's password? 1Forest1 #1 Have you ever smelled moth balls? Yes ! How did you get their little legs apart???