12 inch man playing the piano A man walks into a bar and sees a 12 inch man playing piano on the bar top. He asks the bartender, "Hey man. What is with the little piano player?" The bartender pulled out a lamp from behind the bar, and shares that he found a Genie who grants wishes. The man rubs the lamp, and out pops the Genie to grant him one wish. The man says, "I want a million bucks." The Genie says, "As you wish." Snaps his fingers, and into the bar walks a million ducks. The man looks at the bartender, and says,"Your Genie is a little hard of hearing, huh?" The bartender looks at the man, and tells him, "You think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"