10 year old told me this one at the cap I work at: "Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road?" "Well he tried, but the new Google car doesn't have any feelings, and well... You know..." Edit: camp I work at I know its not the fubniest thing ever but i thought it was pretty creative for a kid his age. The other counselor thought otherwise tho. Didn't stop me from giving him permission to be the starter for silent speed ball though.