10 shots of vodka... A young man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 10 shots of vodka. The bartender shakes his head and says "Hold on pal, that's a lot of vodka... what's the special occasion?" The young man grins and says "My first blowjob." The bartender congratulates him and says "You know, that is a pretty special occasion. After those 10 ten shots I'll give you five more, on the house." The guy thinks about it, then says "That's awfully kind, but if the first 10 don't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will!"