A man and a woman walk into a doctors office, they tell the doctor that they don't know how to have sex. The doctor tells the couple, "the man has to stick the longest part of his body into the hariest part of the woman's body" the doctor then says "go home and have sex come back in couple of weeks".They come back after a couple of weeks and tell the doctor that they are not successful. The doctor asks "what did you do?" The man answers "I stuck my nose in her armpit."