Yo mama is so ugly..... when my dad mooned her she looked into it & thot it was her reflection, & replied "How did my hair get so curly?"

Yo mama is so ugly that she stuck her head out the window,and got arrested for disturbing the peace.

Yo mama is so ugly they moved halloween to her birthday

yo mamas breath so bad when she went to the dentist to get a filling the dentist had to give himself gas!

Yo mama's hair is so short, instead of using rollers to curl her hair she uses rice!

yo mama so bald i can see what she thinkin

Yo mama so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice !

Yo mama so dumb she burnt down the house using a cd burner

yo mama so dumb she so dumb that on her way to disney worldshe saw a sign that said disney world left so she turned around and went back home.yo mama so fat she makes godzilla look like an action figure.yo mama's breath stink so bad people look forward to her farts.yo mama so fat when the cops drove by and saw her on the corner they yelledhey you guys break it up.yo mams so fat her belt size is equatoryo mama so fat when her beeper goes off people think shes backing up.

Yo mama so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!