How do you know that the toothbrush was invented by a redneck? If it was invented by anyone else they would have called it a "teethbrush".

You might be a redneck if your baby stroller consists of a potato sack and a wheelbarrow.

Why is Alabama the smartest state in the U.S.? It has four "A"s and a "B".

Did you here about the new redneck Barbie doll? It comes with twelve kids, aids, and a welfare check.

Battery Fucked Boodler's ass hard and soft yesterday! Maybe zat explains z growth in z population recently!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What do you say to a redneck with a beautiful woman on his arm? "Hey, nice tattoo!"

You might be a redneck if... The lake has to be restocked after you take a bath.

Billy Bob caught his friend Bubba searching high and low all around his living room. Billy Bob said, "What are you searching for?" Bubba replies, "Hidden cameras!" "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?" says Billy Bob. Bubba said, "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why, every few minutes he says, 'You are watching MTV!' How does he know that?"

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tellsLuther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only thisyear I'm gonna do it a little different!The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three yearsago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant.Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline gotpregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlinedidn't get pregnant again."Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that'sdifferent?"Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earline with me."

Bob says to Lester, "You know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation, only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice as to where to go. Two years ago you said to go to Hawaii, I went to Hawaii, and Marie got pregnant. Then last year, you told me to go to the Bahamas, I went to the Bahamas, and Marie got pregnant again." Lester says, "So what you gonna do different this year?" Bob says, "This year, I'm takin' Marie with me..."