Yo Momma

Yo Momma is so stupid, she has a peep hole in the glass door!

Yo momma is so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo momma's so fat she stood on a talking scale and it said, "1,2,3 GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!!!!!!!"

Yo momma so fat and stupid, when she stepped on the scale she went running to me saying "Look! Look! The scale talks!" I dropped my purse onto it to test this theory and it said, "hI" in the area where the numbers usually show up. Yo momma said, "See!? When I stepped on it, it said, 'hELLO!'" I told her, "The scale's upside-down."

1#Yo momma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!" 2#Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out. 3#Yo momma's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits! 4#Yo momma's so fat, she has her own zip code! 5#Yo momma's so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side. 6#Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas! 7#Yo momma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show! 8#Yo momma's so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, "Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in? 9#Yo momma's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean! 10#Yo momma's so fat, she rents shade! 11#Yo momma's so fat, she invented the lowrider! 12#Yo momma's so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target! 13#Yo momma's so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they're flats. 14#Yo momma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds. 15#Yo momma's so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up! 16#Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "to be continued." 17#Yo momma's so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people run after her yelling "taxi!" 18#Yo momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family. 19#Yo momma's so fat, when she got lost (amazingly) they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.

Your momma so fat she uses pillows for pantyliners Your momma so fat she got stuck in the Grand Canyon

Yo Momma is so dumb she had to call 411 to get the number for 911.

Yo momma is so fat , She uses a pillow for a tampon. ------------------------------------ Yo momma is so stupid , That when her boyfriend said, "Lets do it doggie-style tonight," she sat down and licked her ass. ------------------------------------- Yo momma is so dumb , That she was arrested for taking a dump at a construction site next to a sign that read, "Dump waste here." ------------------------------------- Yo momma is so fat , That when she farted, your dad ran away yelling, "It's a tornado. Hide!"

Yo momma so fat, she tripped on 4th Ave. and she landed on 12th!

I went for a 5 mile run today. 2 laps around yo mum!

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