Yo Mama
1.Yo mama is so poor that she has to chase down the garbage truck with a shopping list.2. Yo mamas so poor that i found in the dumpster and asked her what she was doing. She said "Christmas shopping."3. Yo mama is so poor that she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine.
I asked god for world peace and he said,"I can't its impossible," I asked to make ya mama good looking and he said,"dude... let me try world peace!"
Yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles came out!
Yo mamma so fat when she sat on a jelly bean it got lost between her butt and her backbone, and we have been looking for it still for 31 years.
The owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against the wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall"? The clerk replies, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative". The owner yells, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives"! The clerk says, "Of course you can! Look at him; he's afraid to cough"!
ur mom is so stupid she walked into an antique store and said, whats new.
Ya mama so fat when her beeber goes off, people thought she backing up!
Ya mama so stupid, when she read on her job application not to write on botted line below she put "O.K"
ya mama so ugly she stuck her head out the window and got arrested for mooning
Yo mama is so big she has her own zip code.
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